Mar

Imagine our surprise when we spied our childhood friend Frank in a room at the end of a hallway full of little buggers in AQ. I mean, we hadn’t seen this guy since Mrs. Ullman’s third grade class in elementary school. Imagine our bigger surprise when as we approached him, he summoned droves of hatchlings and spawns to attack us. This little punk Frank even tried to beat on us himself! This was not the friendly Frank we remembered from our childhood!

We fought a good fight and whooped this little punk and his punk friends.

Imagine our even bigger surprise when the driver’s license in Frank’s wallet said Fankriss the Unyielding and we heard faint cries for help from beneath the lair. Turns out this Fankriss imposter had captured Frank and systematically been snipping his hair and making polymorph juices and quaffing them so he could look like Frank! What an absolute punk!

Now, we have been reunited with our buddy Frank. We like visiting him, even if he lives in a creepy, sandy, bug-infested home. We’ll probably visit him weekly and try to help him exterminate the bugs from his sandy adobe of an abode.

Frank was nice enough to share the following items from his home with us:
Fetish of the Sand Reaver! Grats Raikiri!
Robe of the Guardian Saint! Grats Lafielv!