Consider this scenario. Your relationship with your girlfriend is becoming stagnant, and she is hinting at commitment, marriage, and kids, or else. You are scared. You don’t want to lose her, but you certainly don’t want to get hitched. After consulting the relationship gurus, you try getting a pet to appease her. You go down to the Humane Society and spot a cute puppy they’ve named Gluth. You take him home and your girlfriend takes to him immediately. All is well. . .
Until you find out that Gluth won’t eat anything! Little Gluth just keep barking cuz he’s hungry but he won’t touch the Purina, Pedigree, or any other brand of dog food. In an act of desperation, you throw him a zombie steak you just had lying around and he chomps it down happily. Now, you are going to the store everyday to buy zombie and abomination parts to feed this growing boy. And boy does he grow. You start having to maintain armies of zombies in cages just to feed him cuz you certainly don’t wanna make this massive doggy mad.
Yes, that “you” is Grobbulus, who asked us desperately for help with taking care of Gluth after falling to our hands. To Renaissance, taking care of something means one of two things: spamming lots of /pat and /hug emotes or killing and collecting loot with solid strategy. We chose the killing and looting one for Gluth.
Enjoy Renaissance Doggy Day II everyone! bark bark!
Just what happened to Grobby’s girlfriend you ask? Weren’t you paying attention to previous stories here? Ugh. And yes, getting a pet when your girlfriend wants to be married sure doesn’t work.
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