Its infomercials had been flooding the world of warcraft (hereon referred to simply as “world”)’s television channels, with the world’s scientific community decidedly split on its efficacy. This “miracle raid aid” named [Pwnzerizer of Big Fat Demons] was purportedly able to defeat any and all demon mobs and bosses within 6 minutes. With the experts at a standstill and the denizens of the world needing to know, Renaissance sought out to test once and for all whether this [Pwnzerizer of Big Fat Demons] really does what its moniker says it does.
Our RL sent a tell to the level 1 gnome named iamnotascammer indicating interest in the product, and received a COD package soon after in the mail. In order to conduct the most utmost test for the product, we sought out the biggest baddest meanest smelliest ugliest fattest fattiest widest stupidest demon in the world, namely Brutallus in Sunwell Plateau. In order to limit experimental variables, we brought along a level 1 gnome we had just created and ported to the Isle of Quel’Danas, and his sole job was stand there and do nothing the entire fight for some attempts and to spam the [Pwnzerizer of Big Fat Demons] over and over again targetting Bruttalus on other attempts. The rest of our 25 man raid consisted of 2 tanks, 7 healers, and 15 dps. (Error checking: 2 + 7 + 15 + 1 gnome = 25. These constant error checks are necessary to ensure that no gaffs are being made in the experiment, especially off by one errors.)
Experimental Procedure:
Attempt 1: don’t use [Pwnzerizer of Big Fat Demons], record Brutallus HP at the end of 6 mins.
Attempt 2: use [Pwnzerizer of Big Fat Demons], record Brutaalus HP at end of 6 mins.
Attempt 3: see attempt 1
Attempt 4: see attempt 2
Attempt 5: if you can’t figure it out stop reading now.
Experimental Results:
Attempt 1 (no [Pwnzerizer of Big Fat Demons]): 6 minutes, Brutallus HP 0, damage done to Brutallus 10,507,360, Brutallus dead, test concluded.
Data Analysis: Um, nothing to compare attempt 1 to. Experiment failed pending more data after instance reset to try the fight with the [Pwnzerizer of Big Fat Demons] being spammed.
Conclusions: Having a level 1 gnome in your Sunwell Plateau raid is good luck.