Jul

Blizzard thinks they’re all clever, putting movie references everywhere and thinking we’ll miss the subtler ones. You’re like what? I’m like don’t worry kharmander got your back. Here’s we go.

Kim Basinger Plays Elizabeth or Lizzy, who is recently divorced. With her divorce, her life begins anew — a sort of rebirth if you will, a type of “Renaissance.” Elizabeth begins a new job as a secretary in an art gallery or a company or something (read: Sunwell Plateau). Her boss is John, played by Mickey Rourke. John is sort of pudgy and has a strong bovine resemblance, explaining his nickname of Mickey “Moo” Rourke, or MooRou for short, and M’uru for shortest. The pieces are falling into place now aren’t they.

In no time, John seduces Elizabeth and they begin a relationship. It all started as irresistible light touches and tickling in the workplace (read: ability negative energy phase 1, unresistable). Although it is obvious that John had his dark unapproachable moments every so often (read: ability Darkness phase 1), his genial personality combined with his hordes of crazy fun friends (read: Shadowsword Berserkers and Fury mages) is just such a great combo. And boy he is so rich that he had a team of strong and professional bodyguards (read: Void Sentinels).

The relationship is really great. There is lots of dancing and music — so much so that you always want to have drums and beat on them endlessly. There is so much energy-draining fun that you really had to rest up and heal a ton. There is also always so many people around partying at once that it really isn’t feasible to have just one big party; they often had to divide everyone into smaller groups of fun, each with its own highlights and entertainment. It is just overall such a great environment for a great relationship.

Soon after, however, John grew darker and darker. He even got a tattoo of the word ENTROPIUS (all in caps) on his forehead. When they were alone, John’s previous light tickling would sometimes turn violent and hurtful, both physically and emotionally (read: ability Darkness phase 2). Elizabeth really began to be scared and fear for her safety when John would accost her with his orbs (the testicular kind) during their intimate moments (read: Singularity). In the end, Elizabeth grew tired of dodging John’s balls and ended the relationship.

Do you know the name of the movie yet? The film in which Elizabeth (Renaissance) ends her relationship (kills) with John (M’uru)? 9 1/2 weeks!!! You got it!!! I’ve never seen this movie. Is it any good?

ps Congratulations to Danny for Hawaii!!!