Apr
15
Toys Fight Back! Temper Temper!
(Apr 15, 2009)In an act of revenge for all toys picked up, played with, and tossed aside when broken the valiant Renaissance raid members ventured forth to put XT-002 out of commission. The cries of XT-002 promised that she would change and be more careful, but these “toys” knew it to be a lie! Soon enough armies of bomb bots, pummellers, and scrap bots surged forth to aid XT-002. As each wave was quickly dispatched XT-002 lost her temper and blasted the raid with the force of a toddler’s temper tantrum. In then end neither bots nor bombs nor tantrums could save her.
Apr
14
Oilslicks + Harpoons = Win!
(Apr 14, 2009)Through careful and strategic oil slick placement a team of super-organized siege vehicles and nimble choppers charged forth to destroy the Flame Leviathan. Ok I lie, but none the less we managed to muddle through server restarts and over-exuberance to one shot the first boss. In our excitement over the Flame Leviathan kill we forgot to take a screenshot, so stay tuned for a make-up ss next week.
Basking in our easy victory we headed forth to Razorscale’s domain. With the assistance of an industrious dwarf army Renaissance held back the waves of Dark Iron Dwarves and shot harpoons high in to the air toward Razorscale. Because harpoons do in fact hurt, Razorscale descended to the ground where the brave Ren raiders could finish him off! We managed to compose ourselves enough to take this wonderful screenie. Grats everyone!
Jan
12
Expansion Clear with OS+3
(Jan 12, 2009)Yes it’s been a while since we’ve updated the page. There hasn’t been that much to say really. The expansion has been fun, but one shotting the new “raid” bosses didn’t really inspire us to take screenies of the kills. If you want to see screenies of naxx first kills feel free to read the archives! Kharmander had some great stories during naxx-40. Anyway here is some new artwork for the front page. Kel “loot dispenser” thuzad let us borrow his throne and Alexstraza showed up after the big dragon was killed. A habit of these dragons, imo, to show up after the work is all done.
Update: Jan. 12th OS+3 complete. Grats Unfear on the Drake! (Pic coming soon!)
And here it is!
Aug
18
KJ Down! Brought to you by the letter “R”
(Aug 18, 2008)This Kil’Jaeden kill is brought to you by the letter R and this pooning (spelt pwning but read pooooooooooning) kitten mascot.
After researching reports for reassurances of reachability, the ragtags relentlessly readied their rapiers for the riffraff. The rough-riders raced into the riotous romper room of righting wrongs and rambunctiously rallied for the raucous retirement of KJ toward rehabilitation. After relishing in the revelation of rewards and riches, the raid roared and wrecked then relegated themselves to some rare required respite and recuperation. Rightfully, this rhyming repartee lacks rapier relevance and reeks of rambling, ranting, and raving; but the reasonable remedy of redrafting rivals ridiculousness. yes, the letter R is in honor of Renaissance.
Thanks to all the members for their hard work, thanks to the leaders for their patience and insight, and thanks to the kitten for allowing us to poon.
Summary of TBC:
*Danny and Miss Danna got married (not in Naxx).
*Blizzard will include the pictionary boss in WotLK.
*We await the quest Claws from the Deep III: Gobbler’s Daddy’s Girlfriend’s Husband’s Cousin’s Former Roommate’s Dog’s Cat’s Former Owner’s Grandfather in WotLK as well.
*Renaissance Doggy Day has been replaced by Renaissance Pooning Kitten Day.